DeShawn Stevenson


when you hide in a closet while two people are having s-x. right as they’re about to c-m, you run up to the girl, skeet in her eyes, and wave your hand in front of your face. combination of the john cena and the sniper.
you can’t see me because i just deshawn stevensoned you.

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