Designated Cum Dumpster


during a multiple partner s-xual scenario, if one female is not on birth control and another is, the designated c-m dumpster is the one who gets the ejaculatory fluids.
yeah man, in that three-some last night i was tagging ashley almost the whole time but she wasn’t on the pill, but tina was the designated c-m dumpster . i had to drop my load in her. dear g-d, i hope she doesn’t miss a dose. that’d be one ugly f-cking baby.

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