designer vagina


when a woman has her l-b– majora surgically altered to her specification.

woman usually do this if they have m-ssive beef flaps or m-ssive minge lips.

other names include:-

prada p-ssy, armani punanni, gucci gash, burberry box, mulberry minge, fendi f-nny, versace vag etc…….
my wife’s gone off to get a designer v-g-n-, her beef flaps were down to her knees!

i could swear she had m-ssive minge lips, she must have gone and got herself a desginer v-g-n-.

happy birthday darling!! i’ve bought you a prada p-ssy!
sum proper safe f-nny like
nice tight lips and everyting
gage: you bro her lips were sagging like f-ck
moz: man i only go for dv’s now
gage: wtf are dv’s
moz: designer v-g-n-, theyre well nice bruv

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