Detroit Blumpkin


when a couple is doing a sitting 69, the man takes a sh-t and the woman is on her period. (obvious blumpkin + red wings reference)
that is the nastiest girl i know. she did a detroit blumpkin. h-ll, and her boyfriend is almost as bad.

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