Detroit Lions

the laughingstock of the nfl.
doctor: “you know what’ll cheer you up?”

sick patient: “what’s that?”

doctor: “detroit lions!”

sick patient: “hahahahahahhaha!!11”
the embarr-ssing team of the nfc north. they only team in the nfl in which the fans try to get rid of their tickets.
“horrible thing happened to me today. i accidently left 2 detroit lions tickets on my dashboard, and when i got out of the store, somebody broke the window and stuck 2 more on there!”
haven’t been champs since the
60s…only were good in the mid 70s and in the 90s with barry sanders
the lions are always scr-w-ng up
the detroit football club which is never unable to lose a game. no matter what the situation, the lions can always find a way to blow the game…
marked by poor coaching, injuries, empty potential, bad drafting, and losing to minnesoda, and a bad o-line.
even thought it was 28-14 at the final 2-minuet warning, the detroit lions still foundaway to blow their 12-point lead
chicago cubs of the nfl. a team that good have jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn’t even get to the nfc championship
jesus back to p-ss… throws it… but it’s dropped by roy williams. man the detroit lions suck
0-16 as of 12/28/08. litteraly the worst football team in history, the worst record in history, and the only team to lose 16 consecutive games
the detroit lions are up 32-7 with 5 minutes to go!

-leaves the room-
-comes back 4 minutes later-

oh sh-t the lions are down 13 points?! what the f-ck?! (true example)
an nfl team that has a g-d-given talent for knowing how to lose games. they always find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. a rival team to the chicago bears and green bay packers.
the detroit lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the nfl.

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