Detroit, Michigan


a palce where the locals complain about others knowing nothing about them, even though in their hearts they know that only the rich neighborhood doesn’t have liquor stores, gangs, and constant gun fire.
detroit local: have you ever been to detroit, michigan?

stranger: no, but i know its a horrible palce.

detroit: no, it’s not, you can getp ast the bullets and drugs you know!

stranger: pull up your skirt sally, this is urban dicitonary, we want to have soemthign funny not you whining about how we judge your town.

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