deuce ex machina
for all those times you were stuck on the john hoping against h-ll for that number 2 to just slide out nice and easy and end your misery, this would be the expression used.
inspired by deus ex machina or basically the idea of a god coming down from the sky to end the story.
“where is a deuce ex machina when you need one? my meeting starts in five minutes!”
“omg. it must have been by the sweet atoning grace of a deuce ex machina that i p-ssed that sh-t.”
ex-lax is the pill form of the deuce ex machina.
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