Deuce on the loose


a t-rd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.
1.

man! i need to get home quick or i’m going to have a deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: don’t go into the second toilet stall, there’s a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: aww dude! nasty! where?

first guy: one on the floor and one on the toilet seat.

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