Diamond in an Ice Storm


a way to describe your d-ck, should you ever come across an erection so powerful, so immense, that not even the glory holes of 100 virgins can calm the swelling rage that is your p-n-s

it’s raping time buddy, and guess whose p-ssing out the free, hot d-ckings.
and let me tell you, when she revealed that lacy red bra with matching panties, i was like a diamond in an ice storm.

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