Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow
1. a children’s television programme on the bbc.
2. safe -n-l s-x. origin: contraception by means of using a dom. thus creating a barrier between d-ck and bunghole (similar to ‘bungalow’) for s-xual gratification and to prevent stds.
husband: “oi, rib! fancy a sh-g?”
wife: “not at the moment love – it’s that time of the month again.”
husband: “no problem. turn off the tele. it’s time for d-ck & dom in da bungalow!”
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