dick check (d.c.)


instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a ‘d-ck check’ which warns your friend to put his d-mn pants on before you get there!
before going to condor’s house, we emailed a d-ck check (d.c.), so as not to get a d-ck shot. (see d-ck shot!)

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