dick credit card
when a man takes his full erect p-n-s and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female’s -ss cheeks
the guy i was with last night gave me a d-ck credit card
when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake
galen i didnt know that was a d-ck credit card when i put in my mouth
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