Dick In a Butt
an expression used to describe how tight something is. tightness can either be the literal definition or the slang term.
“d-mn, that dude’s skinny jeans are tighter than d-ck in a b-tt.”
“oh sh-t, that freestyle was tighter than d-ck in a b-tt.”
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