Dick Kissin’


1. another term for “-ss kissing” or “brown nosing”. it means to pander to the emotions of a superior in hopes the superior will reward the subordinate with raises, promotions, special privileges, and the like. it is a disgusting thing to watch.
2. another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.

inspired by mia x’s rap on the song “ghetto symphony”.
look at dave laughing with the boss. i’m so sick of his d-ck kissin’.

oh man! i’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn d-ck kissin’.

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