Dick on your Mum
it is a phrase in similar form to go f-ck yourself or suck your nan. it can also be used in a more literal sense if your mum is an actual schlaaaaggg!!!!
“hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty bensons”
“no”
“oh d-ck on your mum”
“what did you say?”
“f-cking double d-ck on your mum”
“you shouldn’t say that!!”
“african elephant d-ck on your mum!!!!
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