Did your mom go to college?
a variation of the phrase ‘your mom went to college’ used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.
silence.
mark – tony, i have a question for you.
tony – what’s up?
mark – did your mom go to college?
tony – yes, actually, it was a tech school. and you are obnoxious.
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