diddler

one who thinks s-xually unlawful things about children. derived from “kiddy diddler”. one doesn’t actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child p-rnography, can be considered a diddler. goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. f-ckin’ diddlers. diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.
these f-ckin’ goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. the diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, i feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as i, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.
the sphinx of pedophiles.
“answer me these questions three. question the first: will i diddle you? questions two and three: refer to question one.”

-the diddler
a child molester. derived from “kiddy diddler”. one doesn’t actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child p-rn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn’t get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child p-rnography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.
matt cohen is such a diddler
a pedophile, someone who has an attraction to little children.
“that man in a burgandy sweater is a diddler!”
cl-ss of 2004 at ohhs
“man look at that picture on diddlers.info”
slang for ecstasy pills or similar pills
“man, i can barely stand up, see straight, remember my name or even talk, but have you got any diddlers to sell?”
a diddler is someone who is constantly getting side tracked at the most inappropriate times. they’re perceived as slow when trying to get things done and their foregoings always end up conflicted and confusing.

not -ssociated with ‘diddle or diddling’ but these terms can be used to further diddler. you can be ‘diddling’ or ‘diddle’ around in your slow processes.
example: ‘about time you got here johnny… you said you’d be here an hour ago.’

‘sorry, i had to brush my teeth and i got a little side tracked when the simpsons came on.’

‘youre such a diddler!!! we’re going to be late now.’