Diet Pop Tart


-a pop tart with the edges broken off so just the delicious, fruity middle part is left.
guy 1: dude?! are you eating a pop tart? i thought you were on a diet? those things have like 200 calories per tart!

guy 2: nah it’s cool. it’s a diet pop tart…no crusts!

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