dildo mechanic


a slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber p-n-ses would be a perfect example.
“that d-mn rent-a-cop! he sees my car everyday! he knows who i am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my id card! geez, what a d-ld- mechanic!

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