Dildo Water
1. a jar/gl-ss or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one’s nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your d-ld-. similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.
holy f-cking sh-t! this warm -ss beer taste like d-ld- water!
Read Also:
- dillygaf
acronym for does it look like i give a f-ck as the customer yelled at me for no reason, i said “dillygaf” and went on my way do i look like i give a f-ck. banker 1: anyone know why the dollar has dropped against the euro today? it guy: dillygaf banker 1: is that […]
- dingleberry shuffle
t-tty f-cking a chick with your -ss in her face. boy did the b-tch get p-ssed off when i gave her the dingleberry shuffle.
- Dingwittedy
the act of someone who thinks that their ideas and wit are far superior than their peers. when the ideas/wit fails miserably, they blame it on a ‘blonde moment’. amy has such dingwittedy ideas that she thought that throwing a kid in the deep end of the pool would teach them to swim.
- DINKPAD
a condo or other 2 bedroom type dwelling occupied by a couple. no kids, but very likely a small, annoying dog as well. double income no kids probably a dog. john and carolyn have a real d-nkpad over on spruce. there’s no way they’re having kids. they have a 2 bedroom d-nkpad.
- Dinner Daddy
while in a long term relationship the boyfriend becomes friendly with the girlfriends parents, upon breakup of the relationship and even stronger bond forms between the boyfriend and the girls father to a degree that the boy moves in with the father and commences a non-s-xual relationship where upon the father looks after his daughters […]