dine n’ smash
when you go out with someone just to get a meal and maybe some extras out of it.
dine n’ smash: last night i met this hottie named rachel. dang she was fine. i asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but i’m sure it meant nothing) i took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we’re having a good time. i ask her back to my place and she says “ya okay” (keep in mind i reached for the check). we get back to my apartment and i get my keys out to open the door. the. out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.
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