Ding-Dong Don’t Ditch


basically the exact same game as knock and don’t run but with a much better name. you knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in nh by tyler malachow.
paco-one of these days i wish to have half the b-lls of malachow, he plays ding-dong don’t ditch like a champ.

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