dingle berry bearer
a person who never cleans their -ss fully and has crusty sh-t still on his -sshole after taking a dump. as a result this person smells like a hairy -ss grundel and stinks up the room. also he may leave sh-t stains on the toilet as well as in his pants. quite the atrocity.
ughh!!! did tim just take another sh-t because i smell a dingle berry bearer and i think i am going to throw up. he even smells like he took a dump and then p-ssed on his t-shirt. oh and there is sh-t stains on the toilet, he is definitely a dingle berry bearer.
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