dinner box hard on
when a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental r-t-rdation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth
my cousin gets a dinner box hard on
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