directly proportional
immediately the relation of one thing to another in size degree or amount
girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i’m going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy…
your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on…and how big your boots are
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