dirty fernandez
after having -n-l s-x, the man pulls out his p-n-s and wipes it across his partners chin, forming an authentic looking portuguese chin mullet.
bruce gave kath the quick dirty fernandez in the jacuzzi
the opposite of a dirty sanchez, when one inserts ones own finger into ones -n-l cavity and proceeds to wipe it under said individuals nose. a very common term amongst americans in sweden.
one lonely night danny decided to add to his nightly routine of his sad self gratification by giving himself a dirty fernandez and crying himself to sleep.-n-sfinger-sslonelylip
1- the act of of have your waitress at a mexican restaurant give your burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. the cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. finding p-b-s in your salsa and chips
when jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it’s place.
1- the act of of have your waitress at a mexican restaurant give your burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. the cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. finding p-b-s in your salsa and chips
when jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it’s place.
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