Dirty Hanging Wedgie
when you tell your friends you’ve gotta go take a dump and they grab you, take all your clothes except your underwear, tie you up and hang you from a tree or anything high, and leave you to cr-p and or pee all over yourself. when your underwear finally rip and you fall on your b-tt and get cr-p all over your back. best if victim has boxer briefs or tighty whities
when my brother was a ninth grader he kept mouthing me.
he got up to go to the restroom so i grabbed him. he knew what i was doing because i had told him about it once.he screamed,”no, no, not a dirty hanging wedgie.” i took all his clothes, forced him put on a pair of his old tighty whities, tied his feet and legs with duct tape, and hung him from the top of our tether-ball pole. i then used the duct tape to make sure he wouldn’t slip off. his feet were dangling three feet of the ground. he was up there for 4 hours and wound up cr-pping himself twice and peed once, before his tighty whities ripped. when he came in he had cr-p all up and down his back, and was dripping pee everywhere. he hasn’t mouthed me since.
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