dirty herb numb bum
when a chick refuses -n-l wet her -sshole with your finger, take a bit of c-ke and blow it directly onto her -n-s. wait a few seconds and proceed to f-ck her -ss she will never know you were there
b-tch wouldn’t give up her -ss the tease so i gave her the dirty herb numb b-m and then gave her busfare and showed her the door
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