dirty humberto
a distant cousin of the dirty sanchez
a mexican male inserts his p-n-s into a female v-g-n- whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her -n-s. he then inserts his p-n-s into her -ss shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. he then has her sh-t out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. he then yells “arriba” and smacks her across the face.
a man of latino descent named “humberto” who does not shower regularly.
a dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
any mexican named humberto
my buddy jose guadalupe rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. apparently she was not impressed.
my buddy humberto hasn’t showered in a month.
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