Dirty Juicer
the act of inserting fruit into ones -n-s, tightening the sphincter, and expelling delicious juice to be consumed on the rocks (optional) by a loved partner
s-xy gay dude no.1: good morning baby.
s-xy gay dude no.2: you want some breakfast juice you s-xy b-tt f-cking machine?
s-xy gay dude no.1: only if it’s your special dirty juicer juice
s-xy gay dude no.2: you got it babe. –inserts fruit and squeezes–
s-xy gay dude no.2: ready for you big guy.
s-xy gay dude no.1: thanks, “mmmmmmm, tangy”
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