dirty krispy kreme


where a man goes out to the krispy kreme store and buys a dozen donuts while the hot sign is on. he then proceeds to get head from a k.k. employed female with a donut on his d-ck, and then when he is about to blow his load the girl yells “more cream please!” and nuts all over the box of donuts and then puts them out as samples for the unsuspecting customers.
dude you see that cute girl that works at krispy kreme, she totally just asked me if i wanted to help her make some dirty krispy kremes!

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