Dirty Maria Sanchez
a.) when a woman m-st-rb-t-s during overt menstruation (during her period), then wipes the remnants (consisting of blood and other female fluids) on her partners upper lip.
b.) a female inserts her fingers into her v-g-n- during overt menstruation, then wipes the blood on her partners upper lip.
did you hear… jessica gave john a dirty maria sanchez!
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