Disabled Friends with Benefits
friends that really shouldn’t have benefits. like, i’m being serious, they totally shouldn’t. is anyone really into boning anorexic people? what kind of f-cked up person has a fetish like that? except matthew broderick who clearly loves horses, i don’t know. jeez. just don’t f-ck people with disabilities, it’s not cool.
“let’s be disabled friends with benefits!”
“no, what the f-ck, learn to walk, you pervert.”
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