Discipline the Simian
discipline like spank, and simian as “relating to an ape or monkey.” so it’s a fancy way of saying “spank the monkey”
dave: “yeah, i saw that guy, he looked pretty hot.”
chris: “f-ck yeah. excuse me i think i need to go uh…discipline my simian if you know what i mean.”
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