Discombobulated Cock Top


the head of a un-circ-mcized p-n-s. quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a discombobulated c-ck top.
“i went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers….out popped a discombobulated c-ck top. i puked all over it, then left.”

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