Discordian Baptism


when a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the greek g-ddess eris, the scion of chaos.
“what happened to our theoretical physics professor?”
“he’s having his discordian baptism in the loony bin.”
“poor guy!”

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