what you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a gl-ss or fork you forgot to put in. the blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.
cathy: wow! your skin looks great!
joan: yeah, charlie left a cereal bowl next to the tv so i got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when i put it in the machine.
- snap off a deuce
the act of defecation. taking a cr-p. sh-tting. the deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to “snap it off” is to excrete it. come on into the theater, i got the tickets! okay, but you get the popcorn because i have to snap off a deuce really quick.
- stalker feed
an alternate name for mini feed on facebook, emphasizing its stalkeresque nature. especially the feed on the home page of facebook. no, i wasnt creeping on your profile, the stuff just comes up on stalker feed! the news feed on facebook that tells you a bit too much about your friends and their facebook related […]
something, like music or drugs, that distracts you temporarily from your real life problems. i always need a distractant on monday mornings…
a substance (usually brown) very much like logs that is the result of digested food. it comes out of your -n-s as you sit on the can. it can also come out of your -n-s at any other given time. see p–p or sh-t my p–poo is on the floor, i couldn’t hold it in […]
a city also referred to as “white allis”, the “dirty s”, and “dstall”. composed of a dead industrial center, the cities economy now runs on strip malls and fast food. the most common employment is 1)fast food worker 2)hopeful firefighter/cop 3)mechanic. this leads to chronic drinking, depression, and eventually cruising. “so what are you doing […]