Disney Hair
the haircut that young boys all want and many have that reflect the boys on the disney channel hannah montana, the suite life of zack & cody etc. it’s mostly a longer cut with the hair coming down over the child’s ears. many times the child is indistinguishable from being a boy or girl.
oh wow, i didn’t recognize evan with his disney hair ! how long has he been growing it ?
-ejb
that horrible haircut that distinguishes disney’s exclusive collection of metros-xuals. the stylists behind it require that you’re not female, but intend to look like one. we’ve all probably seen it; justin bieber, zac efron, cole and dylan sprouse, etcetera etcetera, all sport one. it kind of looks like someone turned on a leaf blower at full power directly behind your head and a hairstylist ran over to save the day by spritzing it in place. may or may not resemble a helmet.
note: to sport one, you must be a disney star, a disney fanatic, effeminate, underdeveloped mentally, underdeveloped in the gonad area, inexperienced s-xually…and so the list continues.
“why does justin bieber have the disney hair?”
“he sings like a girl.”
“the jonas brothers aren’t gay are they?!”
“yeah, watch out -soon, they’ll all be sporting the disney hair!”
“that new kid is gonna become disney’s next big thing..”
“how dyu know?”
“the disney hair man, the disney hair.”
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