DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS


a clean version of “disregard that, i suck c-cks”.

safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interb-tt friends will still get the joke.
but then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
sara 11:41 – sh-t, i think my account got deleted. help?

sara 12:17 – disregard that, i cook socks. it was there the whole time.

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