Diss kiss


a diss kiss occurs when you insult someone then kiss them before they have a chance to reply.
sam: i think the recent evidence shows we all come from neanderthals.

pam: i think you’re full of sh-t. {kisses sam}

sam: but- {kissed}
tam: d-mn, sam, you got a diss kiss

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