Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder


a common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: one in person, and one on facebook.
kevin: “d-mn, have you met that girl i work with l’fondra?”
george: “yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on facebook. she must have dissociative facebook ident-ty disorder.”

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