distressed british national
a completely drunk british tourist who has lost his p-ssport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.
a level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and p-ssports included.
we had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his p-ssport and his hotel key card after he p-ssed himself.
did you see brian last light? i can’t believe he drank that much!
yea, he went full distressed british national last night.
hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
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