Ditchfield Syndrome
a psychological condition caused by suppression of their true s-xuality. typical symptoms of the condition include childlike name calling, frequent episodes of tourettes style speech/text/emails, a complete failure to see the brighter side of life and repeating the mantra “we are all f-cked”.
person 1: “it looks like there are hard times ahead”
person with ditchfield syndrome: you f-cking gay c-nt, why haven’t you responded to my text?
person 2: you only sent it 30 seconds ago and i am phoning you back straightaway.
person with ditchfield syndrome: you tw-t. do you realise we are all f-cked and even though i am good at my job, a lovely wife and healthy kids life is f-cking sh-t.
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