Diurnal Bisexual


a person who is straight when awake, but in dreams have s-xual fantasies about others who are the same gender as him/herself. usually happens when stressed, having doubts about a relationship or after watching a chick flick/action movie.
example:

sarah: hi john.

sarah’s bf john: hey sarah have any cool dreams lately?

sarahs thoughts: dont say anything about the dream you had last night about mary….

sarah: nope

john: oh okay.

sarah’s thoughts: i knew i shouldn’t have watched “jennifers body” last night… d-mn megan fox turning me into a diurnal bis-xual..

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