diving off the pirate plank
the s-xual practice of being -n-l penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger h-m-s-xual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect p-n-s and dropping backwards into the water. preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.
pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
did you see that dirty b-st-rd diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
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