do it in the mud
having s-x with a girl on her period.
did you get any? no, she was ragging it.
what, you don’t do it in the mud?
-n-l s-x
her: “don’t put your thing in me, i’m still a virgin!”
him: “okay… wanna do it in the mud instead?”
adam: “hey there you – i was thinking we’d do it in the mud tonight.”
steve: “ooh that’d be lovely, i’ll wash extra well back there!”
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