Does this make me look fat?


girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. no right answer can possibly come of this. usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend’s body part.
does this dress make me look fat, dear?
i don’t think it’s the dress, honey.
-slap-
actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as “you are the father”. though it is a question.
gf: does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
bf: before you ask me, ask yourself, ‘do i feel fat wearing this?’ then, maybe i can give you a better answer!

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