dog chew toy


an act of showing one’s t-st-cl-s by pulling them up over one’s boxers, shorts, etc. and leaving them there to hang and parade them around to people. thus, with only the t-st-cl-s showing, and the lack of blood flow to the scr-t-m, they actually look like a dog chew toy.
“i whipped out the dog chew toy on my sleeping roomate after slapping him in the face.”

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