dog faced straw explosion
exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up v-g-n- juice or s-m-n from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty “blow”
“woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!” it sucked man
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