dog poop
the blues, mental depression or sadness.
bubba had a new tattoo he’d gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his blue heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow…he felt like dog p–p.
a weltanschauung characterized by angst.
“f-ck me to tears”, said leroy, for his whole worldview was nothing but dog p–p.
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